Top Ten Of the Funniest/Cheesiest Chat up lines.

   Seen as ice breakers chat up lines have been used for years and although some are rude, cheesy and annoying you know that you have either been in a bar where some one has approached you with the most cheesy chat up lines  or you have used one of these your self. Have you ever found yourself talking to them anyway because of it? Well here are some that I have ranked myself. Enjoy.

10) I've lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

9)This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

8)Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

7)If you were a bogie I would pick you first.

6)Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

5)Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4)If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

3)Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

2)Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?

1)Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away.

  So why do we use chat up lines to begin with? Well chat up lines advertise our wit to our target listeners. It gives us a good idea of what kind of humour the person telling one has and if we are attracted to the humour behind it we are obviously attracted to the person. It is the modern day cave man beating his chest. With so much competition out there I suppose we have to find a way of standing out from the pack and with chat up lines it is our humour that sets us apart.

 If you have had any chat up lines you would like to add please drop them in the comment box below and give us your oppinion. Thankyou for visiting my hub, look out for more top ten lists coming your way in the near future.